Eris Jolie

Oh, you finally got here. That's a long enough. You know I don't like to be kept waiting.

Well, what do you think I invited you over here for?

The same reason I always invite you over. I want you to worship me.

Oh, you've been at work? That's not important. I'm the only thing that matters in your life and I think you know it.

So if you make me wait again, you can kiss my little ass goodbye.